Tracy Morgan cannot catch a break.

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 06/05/2019 at 09:36 • Filed to: None

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E90M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 09:41

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“New”

For a car that went out of production in 2015. It might technically be new if he’s the first owner; regardless, it’s still at minimum a four year old car.

pip bip - choose Corrour > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 09:41

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that sucks!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 09:41

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I know right? I was reading this news just a few mins back. At least it was minor this time.

facw > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 09:42

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Such an ugly car, the CR- V was doing them a favor. The real problem is that it is obviously too low for our SUV dominated world. It needs one of those marker flags like tadpole trikes have:

Ash78, voting early and often > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 09:44

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I’m not gonna blame the victim, but taking your brand new Veyron out in Manhattan traffic as your first test run isn’t a great idea. Either way, hopefully the damage isn’t too bad.

fintail > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 09:51

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Poorly driven CRV?  Unpossible!  Not something I see every day, day in, day out, nope.

Tapas > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 09:52

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Ouch :(

nerd_racing > facw 06/05/2019 at 09:55

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If you think that car is too small to be visible, you should go for a spin in an Autozam AZ-1.  I’d never drive it in city traffic.  

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > facw 06/05/2019 at 09:55

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Ok now I’m wondering if I can get one of those with an Italian fag on it.  I was stopped at a light the other day in the Alfa and a F250+ was creeping up on my bumper.  Like... really close.  I could feel the heat radiating off the front of it.  At first I thought he/she/it was being an ass but then doubt crept in and I wondered if the driver could like... see me.  Sure they saw me when they pulled up, but as we know most drivers have the memory (and attention span) of a goldfish so....

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 09:58

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That may or may not have been me

facw > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 06/05/2019 at 10:03

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Ok now I’m wondering if I can get one of those with an Italian fag on it. 

I’m sure there are gay Italians who ride, but I can’t say I approve of the slur :P

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > facw 06/05/2019 at 10:06

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Wait... what’d I miss?

facw > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 06/05/2019 at 10:06

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An ‘l ’

PS9 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:06

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I think being able to even have a $2M car to get ruined means you’ve caught a much larger break than most. Too bad that CR-V couldn’t catch a brake...

EDIT; So...we’re not gonna talk about this neon green camry just hanging out back here?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3 06/05/2019 at 10:09

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New to him, anyway. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PS9 06/05/2019 at 10:10

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He caught a huge break by nearly being killed by Walmart. 

PS9 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:10

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Everyone’s getting killed by Walmart. If their truck don’t get you, their food will in installments. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:11

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The CRV won’t pay out as well as Wally World.

Grindintosecond > nerd_racing 06/05/2019 at 10:12

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Im worried about that when i get my mini finished. A crv tire is up to my shoulder. I also wanted a lotus europa badly until i realized its only 36" high and made of paper mache'.

WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 06/05/2019 at 10:13

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You were trying to outrun him weren’t you?

Ash78, voting early and often > facw 06/05/2019 at 10:15

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TIL those things have a real name. All these years I’ve been calling them the much less fluid name of “You know that backwards tricycle those old bearded hippies love to drive and they take up like the whole lane.”

MonkeePuzzle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:15

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I think even my umbrella policy tops out at like a million dollars, this has potential for being a nightmare for CR-V bro

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > WilliamsSW 06/05/2019 at 10:21

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Shit, I thought a 5.5 second 0-60 time would be enough to pass him

facw > Ash78, voting early and often 06/05/2019 at 10:22

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They are supposed to be pretty fun. I want one (I have back and shoulder issues, so traditional bicycles can be rough sometimes), but they are pretty expensive (even used) so it would be a bit of a reach to just buy one, and there’s not a great way to test one out for more than just a short trial ride from a bike shop.

Also yes, tadpole trikes with the center wheel in the back, delta trikes with the wheel in the front. Both fall under the category of recumbent trikes, though there are some delta trike configurations that have upright seating, which are often just referred to as adult tricycles.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/05/2019 at 10:24

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Not even close. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MonkeePuzzle 06/05/2019 at 10:25

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Yup... At what point did you get an umbrella policy? 

E90M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:26

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Someone on oppo mentioned something about it earlier this year, so I got one. Felt like a real adult that day. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3 06/05/2019 at 10:28

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What’s the benefit? 

E90M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:32

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It covers any excess costs that your primary insurance doesn’t cover. 

marshknute > PS9 06/05/2019 at 10:32

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That’s one of the “boro ” apple green cabs. Special taxis that aren’t allowed to pick up passengers in Manhattan (unless they’re as far n orth as Harlem).

LongbowMkII > PS9 06/05/2019 at 10:33

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Taxi Camry 

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > facw 06/05/2019 at 10:33

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Well shit.

:hurriedly gets more coffee:

marshknute > Ash78, voting early and often 06/05/2019 at 10:34

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He bought it from Manhattan Motorcars which is on 51st S treet, so he didn’t have a choice. 

facw > PS9 06/05/2019 at 10:36

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It’s probably one of the Boro taxis:

They are painted “apple green” (but as seen above various shades are used). They were a solution to the fact there weren’t enough taxis serving the outer boroughs, so because the TLC is corrupt, instead of doing the obvious thing and issuing more yellow cab medallions, they instead created a new class of taxi that isn’t allowed to pick people up in Manhattan (below Harlem) or at the airports. It’s not clear how necessary they are with ride-sharing companies busting the medallion monopoly.

MonkeePuzzle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:38

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even many years after getting married we had life insurance at a few compnies, and car insurance spread across 3 companies, and home insurance somwhere else etc etc. Colorado made a change to how medical expenses are (or rather arn’t) covered in car accidents.
Eventually it all motivated us to consolidate (mostly for ease) to a single company, and kinda sorta combine everything. 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:38

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Where most states have policies Top out at 500k, they can be for 1 mil+. Given how easy it is for health cost to bust through that 500k it is extra protection. 

facw > MonkeePuzzle 06/05/2019 at 10:43

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The good news is it looks like they only scratched/dented the fender. That’s probably only like $200k. Assuming they are well insured it would be fine. Though I think NY is a no-fault state, so it might not even matter?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 06/05/2019 at 10:46

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Does this apply to medical insurance, or just home/auto? 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MonkeePuzzle 06/05/2019 at 10:47

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Gotcha. 

MonkeePuzzle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 10:52

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yes/no. I think it depends on the type of policy, and some variations by state laws. 

Ash78, voting early and often > marshknute 06/05/2019 at 10:58

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For $2MM, I’d have it flatbedded to the suburbs or something. The risk here is just nuts.

Under_Score > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 11:12

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If that was orange and a 2016 instead of a 2015 (thanks CARFAX), it would be identical to my mom’s. 

facw > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 11:28

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It can vary by policy, but mine covers most things except my own medical costs. Mine even covers things like libel/slander lawsuits.

wafflesnfalafel > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 11:32

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P ersonal umbrella typically only goes over personal liability (included in your homeowners,) auto liability, boat liability , motorcycle liability, pet liab (unless excluded,) RV liability . A few states, (like Idaho,) require that they go over your Unisured Motorist coverage as well which does include bodily injury for you and your passengers.

BrooklynEagle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 12:03

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Tenth Avenue and 42nd Street

https://www.google.com/maps/@40.7596889,-73.995431,3a,75y,140.92h,81.67t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s9gUqN-gaEN_RiZqcuovilg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Under_Score 06/05/2019 at 12:08

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YOUR MOM HAS A VEYRON?!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > wafflesnfalafel 06/05/2019 at 12:09

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Gotcha, so it basically extra liability to protect you from getting sued for everything you own. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > BrooklynEagle 06/05/2019 at 12:10

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Is there a supercar dealer near there? 

wafflesnfalafel > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 12:12

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yep - exactly

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > wafflesnfalafel 06/05/2019 at 12:14

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Probably worth looking into once my kids start driving... 

AfromanGTO > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 12:26

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A dumbass on her cellphone, not paying attention, or checking blind spots hits his new Bugatti. In the pictures she is still on the phone. I hope she permanently losses her license, and is required to pay the full amount for the car over the course of her life. Plus it will keep one other person from Jersey out of New York.

Corkscrew'd > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 12:38

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Damn! I wish I saw this before I did my write up lol!

Under_Score > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/05/2019 at 13:23

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I think it’s orange. This is probably the rarest CR-V color.

The orange is better in this photo. I had to go back over a year to find the first photo, even though I was just in it today.

SpeedSix > Ash78, voting early and often 06/05/2019 at 13:59

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There’s even enclosed recumbents for maximum efficiency.

Ash78, voting early and often > SpeedSix 06/05/2019 at 14:28

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An older guy in my church has an enclosed bike, but it’s a side-by-side and not recumbent. Definitely an odd sight, but it’s all weather and pretty lightweight. He loves it for trips of 1-2 miles on 25mph residential roads. And it’s an eccentric enough thing that drivers don’t seem to mind.